Have you ever had a gnat fly into your eye while you’re flying someone for their first time and you’re like half blind and they have no idea you’re doing everything you can to NOT drop them while also battling said gnat?
One hour later, I still have this thing stuck behind my eyeball.
What is a girl to do? I’m all cried out. Tried to flush it out with water. Tried to keep my eyeball open so I can tear up.
Little shit is like wedged in there.
I may just drink some vodka and call it a day. Hope the sandman can figure it out tonight while I sleep. #girlvsgnat#acro#acroyoga#mrsandmanbringmeadream#fuckingbugs
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When you haven’t done any acro in awhile, your form starts to go to shit, but it’s still fun as hell 😎 ☀️
Boys and girls if there is one thing I’ve learned in my day...*gasps and wheezes*... it’s to conquer your biggest demon first and all the smaller ones will fall away like hairs from an old mans head.
Thank you @euflorious for sending me this face app of my future self. Senile since 27. 🦷🦷🦷
And don’t forget to floss!